Friday, 30 November 2007

Christmas Road Kill

Check out this bizarre turn of events for the stuff toy industry. You can now get your nearest and dearest road kill for Christmas (why? Don’t ask that…). The first of many toy animals is ‘Twitch, the Roadkill Teddy’ who was hit by a milk truck last Thursday. Not to fear he won’t go off as he comes complete with a plastic body bag to keep the maggots out. Twitch’s innards and blood can be stuffed in and out of his body (just think of all the fun you’ll have!?!?). 'The toys' creators, Compost Communications, have styled themselves 'toy terrorists' and according to their website: 'We squash and burn and bludgeon and maim. But we're also toy fanatics like you. We love toys.'’

These aren’t for the faint of heart but for those that have a sense of humor (can someone tell me how this funny? I just don’t get it!?!)

Expected Deaths:
Grind the rabbit
Splodge the hedgehog
Pop the weasel

Via: Metro

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